Clean animal puns animal lines safe for any room. Pulled from cat puns , dog puns , fish puns , dinosaur puns , bear puns , bee puns , horse puns , bird puns , butterfly puns , elephant puns , sloth puns , lion puns , cow puns , duck puns , chicken puns and bunny puns , each a full collection of its own.
What do you call a cat that loves bowling? An alley cat! Love Copy
What's a cat's favourite colour? Purr-ple! Love Copy
What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies! Love Copy
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meow-ntain! Love Copy
What dog keeps the best time? A watch dog! Love Copy
Why did the dog sit in the shade? It didn't want to be a hot dog! Love Copy
What do you call a frozen dog? A pup-sicle! Love Copy
What's a dog's favourite city? New Yorkie! Love Copy
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools! Love Copy
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh! Love Copy
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated! Love Copy
Why don't fish play basketball? They're afraid of the net! Love Copy
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? A try-try-triceratops! Love Copy
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore! Love Copy
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? The chicken wasn't around yet! Love Copy
What does a librarian dinosaur read? A thesaurus! Love Copy
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! Love Copy
Why don't bears wear shoes? Because they would much rather go bear-foot! Love Copy
What do you call a bear caught out in a rainstorm? A drizzly bear! Love Copy
How do bears keep their dens cool in summer? They switch on the bear conditioning! Love Copy
What does a bee use to brush its hair? A honeycomb! Love Copy
What's a bee's favourite sport? Rug-bee! Love Copy
Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honeycombs! Love Copy
What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A may-bee! Love Copy
What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bour! Love Copy
What's a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis! Love Copy
What do you give a poorly horse? Cough stirrup! Love Copy
What's a horse's favourite day of the week? Saddle-day! Love Copy
What do you call a very tidy bird? A neat-hatch! Love Copy
Why did the little bird join the band? It had the tweet-est voice! Love Copy
What do you give a poorly bird? Tweet-ment! Love Copy
What is a bird's favourite kind of maths? Owl-gebra! Love Copy
Why was the butterfly so popular? Because it was a real social butterfly! Love Copy
What do you call a butterfly that can't fly? A flutter-by! Love Copy
Why did the butterfly go to the dance? To do the flutter! Love Copy
What is a butterfly's favourite subject at school? Mothmatics! Love Copy
Why do elephants never use computers? They are scared of the mouse! Love Copy
What do you call an elephant that never washes? A smelly-phant! Love Copy
How can you tell an elephant has been in your fridge? Footprints in the butter! Love Copy
Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the party? For its trunk! Love Copy
What's a sloth's favourite kind of music? Slow jams! Love Copy
Why did the sloth cross the road? Nobody knows, it's still crossing! Love Copy
How does a sloth get down a tree in a hurry? It doesn't! Love Copy
What's a sloth's favourite snack? A tree-t! Love Copy
What do you call a lion who always tells the truth? A no-lion! Love Copy
Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal! Love Copy
What is a lion's favourite subject at school? Roar-ithmetic! Love Copy
How does a lion greet the other animals? Pleased to eat you! Love Copy
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! Love Copy
What do you call a sleeping cow? A bull-dozer! Love Copy
Where do cows go for a night out? To the moo-vies! Love Copy
What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moo-sician! Love Copy
What do you call a duck that fixes everything? Duck tape! Love Copy
Why do ducks make great detectives? They always quack the case! Love Copy
What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn! Love Copy
What do you call a duck that gets straight A's? A wise quacker! Love Copy
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side, of course! Love Copy
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! Love Copy
What do you call a chicken that tells jokes? A comedi-hen! Love Copy
What do you call a chicken that yells all day? A cuckoo-cluck! Love Copy
What do you call a happy rabbit? A hoppy bunny! Love Copy
How do rabbits stay fit? They do plenty of hare-obics! Love Copy
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny! Love Copy
What is a rabbit's favourite dance move? The bunny hop! Love Copy
Clean food and drink puns food and drink lines safe for any room. Pulled from cheese puns , coffee puns , egg puns , bread puns , burger puns , chocolate puns , watermelon puns , banana puns , pineapple puns and bacon puns , each a full collection of its own.
Why did the cheese blush at school? Because it saw the salad dressing! Love Copy
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! Love Copy
What did the little cheese say on picture day? Say me! Love Copy
Why was the cheese so good at football? It was always on the brie-k of scoring! Love Copy
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! Love Copy
What do you call sad coffee? A depresso! Love Copy
How do coffee cups say goodbye to each other? "See you latte!" Love Copy
What's a coffee's favourite magic spell? Espresso patronum! Love Copy
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken! Love Copy
How does an egg get to work? It scrambles! Love Copy
What's an egg's favourite day? Fry-day! Love Copy
What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker! Love Copy
What did the slice of bread say to the toaster? "You always make me feel so warm inside!" Love Copy
Why was the little loaf so clever at school? Because it always used its loaf. Love Copy
Why did the baguette go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit crumby. Love Copy
What do you call a loaf of bread that plays football? A roll model. Love Copy
Why did the hamburger go to the gym? To work on its buns! Love Copy
What do you call a burger at the South Pole? A brr-ger! Love Copy
Why did the burger blush? Because it saw the salad dressing! Love Copy
What do you call a cheeseburger that tells jokes? A real ham-burger! Love Copy
What do you call chocolate that is always running late? Choco-late! Love Copy
Why did the chocolate bar go to the doctor? It was feeling a little crumby! Love Copy
What is a chocolate bar's favourite dance? The cocoa-motion! Love Copy
What do you call a chocolate bar that cracks jokes? A cocoa-median! Love Copy
What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine's Day? You're one in a melon! Love Copy
Why did the watermelon never get into arguments? It always preferred to keep things sweet! Love Copy
What do you call a tiny watermelon that tells jokes? A real pip-squeak! Love Copy
How does a watermelon answer the phone? Yellow, this is the melon speaking! Love Copy
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well! Love Copy
What do you call two banana skins? A pair of slippers! Love Copy
Why do bananas never feel lonely? They always hang around in bunches! Love Copy
Why did the banana wear sunscreen at the beach? So it wouldn't peel! Love Copy
Why did the pineapple stop halfway across the road? Because it ran out of juice! Love Copy
What do you call a pineapple that plays the trumpet? A tooti-fruity! Love Copy
Why was the pineapple such a good student? Because it was always in-pine to learn! Love Copy
What did the pineapple say to the mango? You're one in a melon, but I'm still the sweetest! Love Copy
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! Love Copy
What is a pig's favourite day of the week? Fry-day! Love Copy
Where does bacon go on holiday? To the Boar-bados! Love Copy
What do you call a pig that talks way too much? A big boar! Love Copy
Clean occasion puns occasion lines safe for any room. Pulled from birthday puns , graduation puns and christmas puns , each a full collection of its own.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little crumbly. Love Copy
What does everyone get on their birthday whether they want it or not? Another year older. Love Copy
Why is a candle so good at parties? Because it always lights up the room. Love Copy
What did the icing say to the cake? Don't worry, I've got you covered. Love Copy
Why did the graduate wear a cap? Because it was a cap-tivating day! Love Copy
What is a graduate's favorite kind of music? Pomp and circumstance! Love Copy
Why did the student study on the airplane? She wanted a higher education! Love Copy
What did the diploma say to the graduate? "I'm so proud to be framed by you!" Love Copy
What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause! Love Copy
What's Santa's favourite type of music? Wrap! Love Copy
Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it soots him! Love Copy
What do elves learn at school? The elf-abet! Love Copy
Clean nature puns nature lines safe for any room. Pulled from flower puns , beach puns , summer puns , fall puns , rain puns , moon puns , mountain puns and star puns , each a full collection of its own.
What did one flower say to the other? Hey there, bud! Love Copy
Why did the flower ride a bicycle? It couldn't find its petal! Love Copy
What do you call a flower that runs on batteries? A power plant! Love Copy
What kind of flower grows right under your nose? Tulips! Love Copy
Why did the crab never share? Because it was shellfish! Love Copy
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved! Love Copy
How do you cut a wave in half? With a sea-saw! Love Copy
What do you call a snowman at the beach? A puddle! Love Copy
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter! Love Copy
What do you call a dog at the beach in summer? A hot dog! Love Copy
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! Love Copy
What's the best day to go to the seaside? Sun-day! Love Copy
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone! Love Copy
Why do trees hate school in the fall? They get stumped on every test! Love Copy
What did one autumn leaf say to the other? I'm falling for you! Love Copy
Why was the pumpkin so proud? It was out-standing in its field! Love Copy
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud! Love Copy
What do you call a wet bear? A drizzly bear! Love Copy
What does a cloud wear under its raincoat? Thunderwear! Love Copy
Why is the rain so clumsy? It's always a big drip! Love Copy
Why did the moon skip dessert? It was already full! Love Copy
How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it! Love Copy
What kind of music does the moon like best? Nep-tunes! Love Copy
Where does the moon keep its cash? In a space bank! Love Copy
Why are mountains so funny? They're hill-arious! Love Copy
What did the little hill say to the tall mountain? Hi, Cliff! Love Copy
How do mountains stay warm in winter? They wear snow caps! Love Copy
What do you call a mountain that loves telling jokes? Peak-uliar! Love Copy
Why do stars never get lonely? They always come in constellations! Love Copy
What's a star's favourite snack? A Milky Way! Love Copy
Why did the astronaut break up with the star? It just needed some space! Love Copy
How do stars stay so clean? They take meteor showers! Love Copy
Clean sport and hobby puns sport and hobby lines safe for any room. Pulled from golf puns , cooking puns , chess puns , dance puns , hockey puns , yoga puns , gym puns and football puns , each a full collection of its own.
What is a golfer's favourite kind of weather? Fairway days! Love Copy
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? In case he got a hole in one! Love Copy
What do you call a golfer who never tells the truth? A fib-iron! Love Copy
Why don't golfers ever get too hot? Because they've got loads of fans in the gallery! Love Copy
Why did the cook get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Love Copy
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Love Copy
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing! Love Copy
Why did the baker go to work early? To make some dough! Love Copy
Why was the chess player always calm? Because he never lost his knight's sleep! Love Copy
What's a chess player's favourite drink? Check-mate-ade! Love Copy
Why did the pawn cross the board? To get to the other side and become a queen! Love Copy
What do you call a knight who is scared to fight? Sir Render! Love Copy
What do you call a dancing sheep? A baa-llerina! Love Copy
What's a frog's favourite dance? Hip-hop! Love Copy
Why can't skeletons dance at parties? They have no body to dance with! Love Copy
What do you call a dance party for computers? A disc-o! Love Copy
Why is it always cold at a hockey game? Because it's full of fans! Love Copy
Why did the hockey player bring string to the rink? So she could tie the game! Love Copy
Where do hockey players keep their pocket money? In the ice bank! Love Copy
Why did the goalie visit the bank? To check on his net gains! Love Copy
Why did the yogi bring a ladder to class? To reach a higher pose! Love Copy
What do you call a sleepy yoga teacher? A slouch potato! Love Copy
What's a yogi's favourite kind of dog? A downward dog! Love Copy
Why did the yoga mat go to school? To get more flex-ible! Love Copy
Why did the barbell go to school? To become more well-rounded! Love Copy
What do you call a muscle that tells jokes? A funny bone! Love Copy
Why are dumbbells never lonely? They always come as a pair! Love Copy
What is a gym's favourite vegetable? A muscle sprout! Love Copy
Why did the footballer bring a piece of string to the match? So he could tie the score! Love Copy
What do you call a footballer who scores in every game? A goal-den boy! Love Copy
Why was Cinderella hopeless at football? Because her coach was a pumpkin! Love Copy
Why did the football go to the doctor? Because it got kicked about all day! Love Copy
Clean work puns work lines safe for any room. Pulled from friday puns , lawyer puns , accountant puns , money puns , monday puns , doctor puns , chef puns , plumber puns and pilot puns , each a full collection of its own.
Why did the calendar look so happy? Because it finally reached Fri-yay! Love Copy
What is a frog's favourite day of the week? Fri-day, so it can leap into the weekend! Love Copy
Why did the clock love Fridays? It always got to wind down! Love Copy
What do you call a fish that only works four days a week? A Fri-day fish! Love Copy
Why did the lawyer bring a ladder to work? To reach the higher court! Love Copy
What is a lawyer's favourite dessert? Just-ice cream! Love Copy
What do lawyers wear to work? Law-suits! Love Copy
What is a lawyer's favourite drink? Sue-per juice! Love Copy
Why did the accountant bring a ladder to work? To balance the higher accounts! Love Copy
What is an accountant's favourite snack? Fig-ure Newtons! Love Copy
Why did the maths book visit the accountant? It had far too many problems! Love Copy
Why do accountants love the beach? They can finally count on some sunshine! Love Copy
Why did the dollar break up with the penny? It wanted some real change! Love Copy
What do you call a coin that tells jokes? Funny money! Love Copy
Where do fish keep their savings? In the river-bank! Love Copy
Why was the wallet always so calm? It had plenty of cents! Love Copy
Why did the calendar feel sleepy? It had a very long week-end! Love Copy
What is a coffee mug's least favourite day? Monday - it always gets drained first! Love Copy
Why did Monday bring a ladder to school? To give everyone a head start! Love Copy
What do you call a cheerful Monday? A rare-day! Love Copy
Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood! Love Copy
What do you call a doctor who fixes websites? A URL-ologist! Love Copy
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well! Love Copy
What did the doctor say to the skeleton? I have a bone to pick with you! Love Copy
Why did the chef win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field of green beans! Love Copy
What do you call a chef with a bad attitude? A saucy sous chef! Love Copy
Why did the cookie visit the chef? Because it was feeling crummy! Love Copy
What did the chef say to the boiling pot? Simmer down! Love Copy
Why did the plumber bring a ladder to the job? To reach the high-pressure pipes! Love Copy
What do you call a plumber who loves to sing? A real drain-atic star! Love Copy
Why was the pipe so relaxed? It always went with the flow! Love Copy
What did the plumber say to the dripping tap? Water you doing that for? Love Copy
Why did the pilot bring a ladder to work? To reach the high skies! Love Copy
What do you call a pilot who tells great jokes? A real wing-man! Love Copy
Why did the aeroplane get sent to bed early? For showing a bad altitude! Love Copy
What is a pilot's favourite snack? Plane old crackers! Love Copy
Clean family puns family lines safe for any room. Pulled from mom puns , family puns and brother puns , each a full collection of its own.
What do you call a mom who knows everything? A know-it-mom! Love Copy
What is a mom's favourite flower? A big bunch of chrysanthe-mums! Love Copy
What did the baby corn call its mother? Pop-mom! Love Copy
Why are moms so good at maths? They always find the maxi-mum love! Love Copy
Why did the family bring a ladder to the reunion? To climb the family tree! Love Copy
What do you call a family that loves to bake together? Kneaded relatives! Love Copy
Why is the family tree never lonely? Because it has so many branches! Love Copy
What did the mummy tree say to the baby tree? I be-leaf in you! Love Copy
Why did the brother bring a ladder to dinner? Because he heard the meal was on the house! Love Copy
What do you call a brother who loves broccoli? A big bro-ccoli fan! Love Copy
Why did the brother sit on the clock? He wanted to spend a bit more time with his sister! Love Copy
What did the brother say when he lost the remote? Well, this is a bit of a bro-blem! Love Copy
